So we all have these, they infuriate you but given the chance you’d invite them to your Sunday Tea Party to hear their life story. I will fill you in on what I heard about them all last week.
1. Mister Mirelurk: Fallout 3
Raised in the backstreets of Washington DC, Mister Mirelurk knows a hard life. Constantly teased for his resemblance to a gonorrhea ridden vagina and always being shot in the face when he tries to approach potential friends, he ended up starring on Cilla Black’s 514th edition of Blind Date and ending up with a supermutant at the age of 102.
2. Master Head, Silent Hill
Although hard to get to know at first through him constantly trying to rape you, Pyramid head is a darling. Not only does he know how to make a smashing Earl Grey, he can tell you the mystical sexual property of any household object.
3. Madame Witch
She really makes the party if you bring along a karaoke. Apart from that her warbling gets pretty alarming if you break out the digestives (Reminds her of a past life, supposedly) and she has really bad dress sense.
4. Super mutant BEHEMOTH
I originally didn’t invite this lovely chap because he wouldn’t fit in our venue (Check below) but Mister Mirelurk greatly insisted that we should because he has rather good crack.
The venue of this years tea party. An extension had to be build to accommodate Mister Behemoth.
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Such a laugh, can never keep himself in control and someone usually ends up losing a limb, but we all remember its just fun and games.
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