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Monday 19 April 2010

Best games to make yourself wee with anticipation.

So today I found out I have a urine infection so my blog post is all things URINE! :D

1. Behead the undead - Timesplitters6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wiYou’re on it for an hour, beheading those festering bastards, and you hit gold. You more or less have full health, so you ask your boyfriend, HEY, what’s platinum. 50,000 you say?  I SHALL PLAY TILL 50,000 AND THEN DIE AND BASK IN PLATINUM GLORY.  You die. Turns out it wasn’t 50,000 after all. BEAR IN  MIND YOU GET 75 POINTS A HEADSHOT!!

2. Jak X.

6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wi Nothing can explain the feeling of coming 2nd in the last minute after a 10 minute race.

3. Joust

6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wiOooh god those feathery twats, all magnificent in there jumping and jousting and then let you down so you always have to see your name second on the leader board.

4. SSX 3

6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wi  You see that children? That’s my childhood incorporated into a mountain. And you see those squiqqles and dots? Yes, each one of those is a slope! And guess what, the final race/freestyle is along all of those, and takes a magnificent half hour. Oh, the fun of realizing you’re not gonna do it at 28:00

5. Left 4 dead

6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wiYup, your just about zombie free and comes and gives you a bit of inglorious bashing and of you go of the building. Weeee, there goes my dignity, again. 

2 comments:

  1. The urinary infection is not too serious is it?

    Nice blog as usual though :P

    (I'm planning to be a doctor incase my question freaked you out a little :box: )

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  2. Nah it wasn't serious, been feeling erg for a week then it changed into a stabbing pain. I went into the drop in center and had to wait two hours. ~.~

    Thankyou though :) Its nice to know someones reading it!

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