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Wednesday 21 April 2010

The ‘Hey! That’s a girl game!’ list

We all suffer from this. Girls that is, not you men folk. *Playing gears of war* Hey shouldn’t you be playing ‘insert crappy generic girls game here’ and making me a ‘insert some kind of mid morning snack here’

1. 6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wi I played it for 5 minutes and the crime scene clean up guys nearly had to be called in.

2. 6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wiMariokart my god. My god. MY GOD. MY GOD. PLEASE NO MORE.

3. The generic pony game

6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wiA fast and quick solution to horse fetishes.

 

4. 6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wiA simple solution for all pedophiles. (I’m glad I had to sp. that word.)

5. 6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wiFor some reason, they think all women can sing. Oh boy, were they wrong.

6. 6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wiWhoever fucking dances like that in really life needs to be checked for Parkinson’s.

7. 6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wi  YAY! YOU CAN SOLVE MINOR PUZZLES THROUGH USING A SMALL PHALLIC STICK! Now you can kill yourself knowing your life was fulfilled. ~.~

8 6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wi Enjoyed by all, the majority of who are teenage girls who want to live out pixilated fantasies with Edward Cullen,or as we can see, America’s next top model.

9. 6a00d83451d0c269e200e553c9d6728833-800wiBecause you know your little loved one would kill the real thing.

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I could never kill a child. Unless they bought this. I don’t think I’d go to jail either.

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