Continuing on from ‘The top womanly characters’ I thought I might as well have a bit of a moan about the shameful edge of the female character area of gaming.
1. Princess Peach ~.~
She can just get lost because I hate her stupid high voice and her pink dress makes me feel sick. The same goes for frigging mini baby peach, the little shit.
2. Jungle Queen ~.~ Timesplitters
Please put your titties away :( It makes me cringe and it makes me sad and when you girate your pelvis I want to quit gaming and go out and try to be as skinny as I can.
3. Sofia Lamb ~.~ Bioshock 2
I hate you and your stupid child abuse ways and your stupid doped up on match sticks voice. I hate you.
4. Chloe Frazer ~.~ Uncharted 2: Among thieves
Damn you and your sexuality you stupid woman, I can’t decide whether I like you or hate you so you’re going here anyway.
5. Doctor Li ~.~ Fallout 3
Stop being such an unhelpful bitch, I’m gonna steal your carrots!!!
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