We all suffer from this. Girls that is, not you men folk. *Playing gears of war* Hey shouldn’t you be playing ‘insert crappy generic girls game here’ and making me a ‘insert some kind of mid morning snack here’
1. I played it for 5 minutes and the crime scene clean up guys nearly had to be called in.
2. Mariokart my god. My god. MY GOD. MY GOD. PLEASE NO MORE.
3. The generic pony game
A fast and quick solution to horse fetishes.
4. A simple solution for all pedophiles. (I’m glad I had to sp. that word.)
5. For some reason, they think all women can sing. Oh boy, were they wrong.
6. Whoever fucking dances like that in really life needs to be checked for Parkinson’s.
7. YAY! YOU CAN SOLVE MINOR PUZZLES THROUGH USING A SMALL PHALLIC STICK! Now you can kill yourself knowing your life was fulfilled. ~.~
8 Enjoyed by all, the majority of who are teenage girls who want to live out pixilated fantasies with Edward Cullen,or as we can see, America’s next top model.
9. Because you know your little loved one would kill the real thing.
10.
I could never kill a child. Unless they bought this. I don’t think I’d go to jail either.
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